Kids say the darndest things, don’t they? Take, for example, this video featuring kids and tweens reacting to some KPOP music videos:
Now, for those of you that are on the dark side of KPOP (like myself), you’re probably on the floor right about now, laughing your fucking asses off. Why? Because it’s all true. I mean, seriously, these kids have not only hit the nail on the head, but they’ve driven it right into the coffins of some of these KPOP idols’ egos. Here are just a few of my favorites:
“If I listened to it too much, it’d probably just give me a headache.”
Right you are, kid. Right you are.
“God, they’re ugly.”
Tell me about it. I’m not playing for the other team or anything, but I can totally tell a hot guy from a non-hot guy. Hugh Jackman is hot. Michael Fassbender is hot. Jensen Ackles is hot. Super Junior? Sorry, but I fail to see how skinny and effeminate males even begin to tickle your loins, ladies (and some of you gentlemen). How this has a penis is beyond my scope of anatomy prowess.
“Who comes up with these names?”
No idea. I do have this theory, though, which involves copious amounts of alcohol, meth, and a dictionary.
“Well, I hope they get paid well.”
“I’d rather be a hobo on the street.”
Wise words, young one. I’m sure SNSD‘s Seohyun shared your sentiments after they made her do this shit.
Of course, as always, there’s also the KPOP fan’s side of the story. In today’s edition of Holy Fuck, KPOP Fans are Fucking Crazy, we investigate the vendetta that KPOP fans have begun against a bunch of kids. (There’s also an extensive debate going on about racism, social values, and parenting on a certain site “all about KPOP,” but I wouldn’t touch that shit-can of crazy with Hyuna’s fifty-foot stripper pole.) Let’s see what they have to say, shall we?
I hope these kids die!!! Picky White kids (who don’t like Kpop)! Other white ones are cool (that like Kpop)! Kpop FTW!!
I HATE, these kids because of their put downs, I’ve thought of all the same things that they have but it is the same as disliking a culture.
I just wanted to strangle some of them.
I REALLY WANNA SHOOT SOME OF THESE KIDS IN THE HEAD
ESPECIALLY THE GUY IN THE BLACK POLO SHIRT. THE INSULTS TOWARDS KPOP WERE ENDLESS ARGHHHHHHHHHHH
This next one is my favorite:
for butthurt kpop fans (like me) if you really wanna show ur anger dislike their video on youtube. they have to have comments checked 1st before it shows under the vid so hate messages wont work but if you show ur dissaproval that way and hopefully those kids will realize they were immature in handling this video..
Well played, KPOP fans, you’ve managed to come up with a plan of action to “get back at” a couple of kids that give as much of a fuck about KPOP as you will in ten years.
I’m glad the youth of today is spending their time productively.